He stopped, but he held up a stubby finger to keep any one else from
speaking.  Then he plowed slowly through the drift of his ideas.
"About this here woman.  I know you, Ross, and I know what you reely
think about women.  If she hadn't happened in here durin' this here
snow, you'd never have given two thoughts to the whole woman question.
Likewise, when the storm clears, and you and the boys go hustlin' out,
this here whole business 'll clear out of your head and you won't
think of a skirt again until Kingdom Come.  Just because o' this snow
here, don't forget you're living in the selfsame world you was in four
days ago.  And you're the same man, too.  Now, what's the use o'
getting all snarled up over four days of stickin' in the house?  That
there's what I been revolvin' in my mind and this here's the decision
I've come to."

He plodded to the door and shouted to one of the ranch hands to saddle
my horse.

Ross lit a stogy and stood thoughtful in the middle of the room.  Then
he began:  "I've a durn good notion, George, to knock your confounded
head off and throw you into that snowbank, if--"

"You're wrong, mister.	That ain't a durned good notion you've got.
It's durned bad.  Look here!"  He pointed steadily out of doors until
we were both forced to follow his finger.  "You're in here for more'n
a week yet." After allowing this fact to sink in, he barked out at
Ross:  "Can you cook?"	Then at me:  "Can you cook?"  Then he looked
at the wreck of Etienne and sniffed.

There was an embarrassing silence as Ross and I thought solemnly of
a foodless week.

"If you just use hoss sense," concluded George, "and don't go for to
hurt my feelin's, all I want to do is to take this young gal down to
Hicksville; and then I'll head back here and cook fer you."

The horse and Miss Adams arrived simultaneously, both of them very
serious and quiet.  The horse because he knew what he had before him
in that weather; the girl because of what she had left behind.

Then all at once I awoke to a realization of what the cook was doing.
"My God, man!" I cried, "aren't you afraid to go out in that snow?"

Behind my back I heard Ross mutter, "Not him."

George lifted the girl daintily up behind the saddle, drew on his
gloves, put his foot in the stirrup, and turned to inspect me
leisurely.

As I passed slowly in his review, I saw in my mind's eye the
algebraic equation of Snow, the equals sign, and the answer in
the man before me.

"Snow is my last name," said George.  He swung into the saddle
and they started cautiously out into the darkening swirl of fresh
new currency just issuing from the Snowdrop Mint.  The girl, to keep
her place, clung happily to the sturdy figure of the camp cook.

I brought three things away from Ross Curtis's ranch house--yes,
four.  One was the appreciation of snow, which I have so humbly
tried here to render; (2) was a collarbone, of which I am extra
careful; (3) was a memory of what it is to eat very extremely bad
food for a week; and (4) was the cause of (3) a little note delivered
at the end of the week and hand-painted in blue pencil on a sheet of
meat paper.

"I cannot come back there to that there job.  Mrs. Snow say no,
George.  I been revolvin' it in my mind; considerin' circumstances
she's right."




End of The Project Gutenberg Etext of Waifs and Strays, Part I.

